Dreamin'

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:59 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:29 -0400

nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:14 -0400

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

kaz-24601: tootsienoodles: sam-vurps: fallingforev3r: hotllamasex: kanayatheawkwardlesbian: say...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:30:50 -0400

kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

squareclocks: kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:33:27 -0400

squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 02:39:36 -0400

shutupaubrey: i hate summer because i hate my body

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:32:41 -0400

shutupaubrey:

i hate summer because i hate my body

najikasun: prince-dirk-of-derse: princeofdoki: candycane-horns...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:32:14 -0400

najikasun:

prince-dirk-of-derse:

princeofdoki:

candycane-horns:

butts-with-bro-shades:

bunny-leech:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”

Then I saw it

awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz

I don’t get it.

Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?

im GONNA PEE

is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN

oHMYGOD

SCREAMING

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:31:41 -0400

girlsruntheworld-irunmyblog: disgustingcat: crrocs: Imagine if your follower count turned into...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:33 -0400

girlsruntheworld-irunmyblog:

disgustingcat:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke

My desperation

myownequilibrium: awkwardsituationist: 98 year old dobri...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:29:20 -0400

myownequilibrium:

awkwardsituationist:

98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.

though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.

Wow.

“I want to be known as the biggest heartthrob ever”

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:28:30 -0400

“I want to be known as the biggest heartthrob ever”

ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:27:36 -0400

ashde-phernelia:

sweet-shenanigans:

sararye:

theatomicboom:

how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though

like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns

because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what

one thing is for sure

it wasn’t hermione

GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK

VOLDEMORT (unknowingly) SPLIT HIS SOUL INTO EIGHT PIECES.

JK ROWLING DOES IT AGAIN

revolutionbutcivilisation: dirtycastiel: Meanwhile,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:27:06 -0400

revolutionbutcivilisation:

dirtycastiel:

Meanwhile, Misha…

MISHA WHEN YOU ARE LESS WELL BEHAVED THAN JOHN BARROWMAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE CHOICES OKAY

kansaskissedlips: Omfg, I never noticed this. /SCREAMS

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:43 -0400

kansaskissedlips:

Omfg, I never noticed this.

/SCREAMS

feistie: megvsshark: trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either...

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:26:09 -0400

feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

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Fri, 17 May 2013 12:46:58 -0400

humormill: pictures that need a lot of explaining. here’s...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:46:16 -0400

humormill:

pictures that need a lot of explaining.

here’s more:

2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:44:47 -0400

2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

no one cares that you queued that post

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:43:36 -0400

no

one

cares

that

you

queued

that

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