Dreamin'

May 18

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nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

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kaz-24601:

tootsienoodles:

sam-vurps:

fallingforev3r:

hotllamasex:

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

we are all obama

And I swear in that moment we were Obama

We accept the Obama we think we deserve 

My thoughts are Baracks I cannot fathom into Obamas.

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squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 

I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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May 17

shutupaubrey:

i hate summer because i hate my body 

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najikasun:

prince-dirk-of-derse:

princeofdoki:

candycane-horns:

butts-with-bro-shades:

bunny-leech:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”

Then I saw it

awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz

I don’t get it.

Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?

im GONNA PEE

is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN

oHMYGOD

SCREAMING

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girlsruntheworld-irunmyblog:

disgustingcat:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke

My desperation

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