when i was younger i used to think ron stoppable was going to marry me so i hated on kim possible and i found this on my old laptop
Oh my god
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
What the Fuck ever brownies
1 splash of baking powder
Enough flour to make as much cake as you want
Last of a tin of coco powder
Find some almonds? Yeah chop them up and throw them in
Some sugar, about half of the amount of flour.Mix it in a bowl.
Melt that bit of butter you have left in the fridge. Pour it in.
Add eggs. Drop one on the cooker. Desperately try to scoop it up. Egg on hands. Despair. Add like 3 eggs.
Find a can of condensed milk in the cupboard. Add it slowly, stirring until thick batter is made.
Chop up a bar of chocolate. Chuck it in.
Find some super old mini marshmellows. Eat one. Still good, add them in.
Put some grease proof paper in to a tray. Attempt to fold it neatly. Fail.
Throw batter in. Realise pan is too big, pick up paper and float brownie batter to smaller tray.
Smear batter as flat as possible. Batter way to thick but too late now.
Pour some more condensed milk on top to try to counter batter thickness.
Put it in oven, set to about 160 oC because your oven incenerates all in it’s path.
Cook some pork underneath it because brownies are not dinner. Consider the possibility of pork brownies.
When it smells good take it out the oven and poke it with a chop stick. Not done, put it back and force self to wait.Take out when done, attempt to eat lava brownie. Fail. Slink away with proper food and wait for them to cool.
Eat 3, declare success. Smear nutella on top because top is ugly.
Take picture, post recipe to internet. Act smug.
Eat brownies.
this is literally the best recipe i have ever read in my life
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Omg imagine if it was pouring with rain and just ugh so cosy and umf
Imagine waking up in the middle of a snowstorm. It’d be like a reverse snowglobe.
REVERSE.
SNOWGLOBE.
what if something comes down and breaks it while you’re in there
what if you wake up and someone’s staring at you
what if someone tries to kill you by cutting through it with a knife
and no one can hear your screams
because you’re in a fucking death globe
what if you get locked in there and your decaying body is left to be found by some poor hiker just having a grand old time walking in the woods then BAM dead body
You guys are pricks haha
WHAT IF YOU NEED TO PEE
BLESS THIS POST
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This guy has it right.
God, bless this kid.
This guy deserves a medal. He needs to know that his good deeds do not go unnoticed. This kid is so young, and already he is a good man. Like, a good, good man. I hope the people around him appreciate how much of a good man he is, and that they follow his example. This kid could change the world.
I legit cried when he said “Pay me? I accept love” like wow I wish everyone was like that
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